XORD LLC ⟶ DISPATCHES

XORD LLC communicates official updates via these Dispatches. We do not engage in speculative discussion on social media. All relevant data will be provided here. The truth is on-chain and in the code.

Node Ø Transmission: Y25.M06.D07.R1

In this document you will find:

TGE ⟶ Intro

Bots are a scourge of the Internet. According to a 2025 report by Imperva,[1] automated traffic made up 51% of all internet traffic in 2024 — the first time in a decade that it surpassed human activity. That includes 37% from malicious bots, the so-called “bad bots.” The travel sector was the most targeted, and 44% of advanced bot traffic hit APIs.

With the unholy alliance of AI and bots, the world is drowning in BS, fakery, and shallow, idiotic quasi-fun — lowering us to the idiotic self-serving morons fed by AI sychopancy. As this TGE attack showed (and anyone in the know already knows), crypto bots are a dime a dozen: parasites leeching value like high-frequency traders on NASDAQ. Useless to humanity. Devouring real people’s sweat, risk, and time.

The modern world laughs at “naïve” views like this. But what have we gained?

The unbanked remain unbanked. The poor in the so-called Third World are still poor. And the West — the miracle-maker of the Internet and crypto — is collapsing into a grotesque, drugged, obese, willfully ignorant Fourth World of its own. A few leeches make fortunes. Everyone else pays.

Damn that.

Legislators? Clueless. Regulators? Useless. We’re in this alone. Toghether.

Do Bots Dream of Brainwashed Humans?

Current blockchains cannot eliminate bots. While there are strategies to mitigate certain types of bot behavior (e.g., MEV protection, commit-reveal schemes, off-chain verification before on-chain action, specific anti-bot logic in some contracts for specific actions like airdrops), a general "bot-proof blockchain" where bots simply cannot transact is not how they are designed. The openness is a feature and a vulnerability. Some newer L1s/L2s explore concepts like identity or reputation that could make bot activity harder or less profitable in certain contexts, but it's an ongoing challenge we realize.

But perhaps it’s time to think beyond the meme.

“What may emerge as the most important insight of the twenty-first century is that man was not designed to live at the speed of light.” (Marshall McLuhan)

To imagine a truly botless crypto system — one tailored not for their speed, but for our sanity and maximum fairness. For true signal over BS noise like the XORD initial price “chart” bots and degens created. We know our errors.

Let us fix them while we still can.

Isn’t this the time ripe for what Satoshi actually envisioned.

[And don’t argue with me that smart contracts, as automated agents, are also “bots.” Equating all automation with the exploitative parasitism of trading bots would be idiotic. Smart contracts enable trustless coordination, enforce fairness, and remove human discretion — they are governance logic, not predatory actors.]

As Mathias Desmet wrote, “it is time to look for ways to transcend mechanistic worldview and reach, with words, for another worldview — one in which freedom is preferred over false security and illusions of control over the uncontrollable, a worldview, perhaps, in which a child is not thought of as a little biological machine, but as a symbolic being anchored in the bodily desire of a man and a woman for each other.”

[1] https://www.imperva.com/resources/resource-library/reports/2024-bad-bot-report/

TGE ⟶ Forensic Report

Initial Liquidity Addition

FIRST STEP:
Upon contract deployment, it was alive but frozen and could have stayed as such as long as we did not inject Liquidity, by calling addInitialLiquidity. So we did, almost instantly. The limited deployment of 2,000,000 XORD and 0.1 ETH are indeed in the Uniswap pool now and available for trading from the moment we added liquidity. The ~447 LP tokens that were minted are proof of our deposit of that liquidity. They represented 100% of our specific XORD/ETH pool. Those tokens, our 2M XORD are forever in the Pair i.e. deployer can not get them back.

Jun-02-2025 12:44:11 PM UTC
The Etherscan transaction hash (ETH Tx address) for our addInitialLiquidity:
https://etherscan.io/address/0xe2ed3721180b228e56256488d1cd73b409ae8a58

🔍 First Bot Trade — Forensic Snapshot (Y25.M06.D02 – 13:00 UTC)

This was 2.3× our $0.0001254 base price — the pre-trading valuation at TGE.

🔍 Second Trade — Forensic Snapshot (Y25.M06.D02 – 12:59 UTC)

And this second trade also routed through Maestro Router — a known MEV bot aggregator.

WHAT WE OBSERVE:

WHY NO BOT STORM:

A DIFFERENT OUTCOME THAN FEARED:

MEV BOT OPERATOR: RESPECT

The operator extracted 665,332 XORD, or 0.665% of the total 100,000,000 supply — a fraction large enough to matter, yet not so large as to destabilize the system. This is what limited addInitialLiquidity of 2M managed to achieve.

And while we loathe the parasitic logic of most bots — swarming, draining, front-running real human participation — this trade stands apart. It was fast. Clean. Quiet. It did not skyrocket the price for others only to dump on them minutes later.

Instead, it preserved price stability and left space for real people to enter the pool — the very opposite of what typical MEV chaos inflicts.

We value such restraint. Should this address become active again, we hope — but do not assume — they’ll act more as a benevolent whale than a predatory bot. It’s now part of our holder base, with 665K tokens in hand. The time will tell. We’re not naïve. We report what we see.

This praise of the MEV bot operator does not mean we condone automated strategies, MEV networks, or any robotic subversion of human-centered finance. We reject that future.

OUR VIEW:

We cannot yet claim “bot-proof” — no system is. But the lack of swarm behavior, the absence of exploitation patterns, and the calm nature of trades may speak to the solidity of the launch contract. We’ll await community audit and commentary.

This is not a victory lap. It’s a field report.

Security and Contract Integrity

⚠️ FLAG STATUS: HONEYPOT DETECTED

During of this report, XORD was flagged as a “potential honeypot” by Blockaid, appearing in some DEX interfaces with warnings such as:

Potential honeypot detected
XORD has been flagged as a potential honeypot by Blockaid. Always do your own research before proceeding.

We include this flag without redaction because transparency is core to this report.

🧪 WHAT DID THAT MEAN?

In general, a honeypot is a smart contract that lets users buy but prevents them from selling, often using deceptive logic or silent reverts. Such contracts are unethical and often obfuscated.

Blockaid’s algorithmic scanners flagged XORD due to non-standard features, likely including:

None of these are malicious. They are clearly written, auditable, and publicly documented.

🔍 VERIFIABLE NON-HONEYPOT DESIGN

This contract is, in plain code terms, not a honeypot. Any entity, bot, or auditor can replicate a swap using the verified ABI and standard routers.

🛡️ OUR POSITION

Blockaid and similar tools serve a useful purpose — protecting users from fraud. But false positives are common when the logic diverges from vanilla ERC-20 templates.

XORD is unusual by design. It has:

None of these block sales.

We welcome third-party code reviewers to verify what we state here. This alert is noted, retained, and published for integrity.

🛰️ We await the community’s verdict — including dissent and hard forensics of our work.

🧾 Forensic Entry — LP Provision by Deployer (Y25.M06.D02 – 15:50 UTC)

🧾 Forensic Entry — First Successful Stake via Live Staking Interface (Y25.M06.D02 – 16:45 UTC)

🧾 Forensic Entry — First Successful Rewards Claim via Staking Interface (Y25.M06.D02 – 17:01 UTC)

🧾 Forensic Entry — First Full Unstake of LP Tokens (Y25.M06.D02 – 17:07 UTC)

🧾 Forensic Entry — Restake of LP Tokens After Full Withdrawal (Y25.M06.D02 – 17:18 UTC)

🧾 Final Transmission (Y25.M06.D02 – 17:29 UTC)

The XORD smart contract has now withstood live testing. The staking lifecycle — from deposit to reward to withdrawal and back again — executed flawlessly. All token movements were transparent, fair, and human-centered. There were no exploits, no reentrancy issues, no honeypot mechanics, and no UI desync. DEXTools now confirms what we already knew:

Source: DEXTools Audit Panel

We are now ready to go live.

Effective immediately, XORD LLC is publishing:

We are also initiating limited, verified marketing operations.

🛰️ This is not a victory lap. It’s a field report.

📣 Claims and Access

You can read more about XORD myth that created business here:
https://xord.substack.com/p/when-a-novel-refuses-containment

This dual system — CLAIMS and REWARDS — aligns with the XORD mission: open access for early believers, and deeper vault access for those who follow the literary thread.

🧠 Fiction into Function

“A Vatican priest and cryptologist hunts down a 5,000-year trail of arcane secrets buried beneath stolen archives and AI-orchestrated deception. Every revelation, a deception. Every answer, a trap. With VEGA—the Vatican’s artificial intelligence—he deciphers a hidden truth powerful enough to rewrite history. It feels like an omen, dangerous enough to provoke the wrath of secret societies. The hunter becomes the hunted.”

XORD is not a speculative token. It is a structural system forged out of narrative code. At its big bang it was The Raven’s Enigma — a 514-page novel (with 88 illusrations); from that singularity moment XORD LLC, a creator of the XORD token was born.

From sealed books to claimable tokens. From smart contract to staking vault. From fiction to operational reality. XORD token is now live. XORD LLC still in the stealh mode, developing projects.

Credits

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